Brit' Gal 'needs'.....

I'm jumping on the bandwagon and joining in this funny meme. So I googled 'Brit' Gal needs' and after wading through a scary amount of referrals back to myself...these are apparently what I am needing!

1. Power generation in Pulp Mills - uuh ok, not something I ever yearned for, but maybe I should be joining Greenpeace or looking into this!?!

2. Top Ten commercial RnB albums of the 1990's - now this I can go for, as until I found myself in the land of cowboy boots and country music, I was an RnB gal to the core.

3. Rarity - LOL maybe I need to make myself a bit scarce for awhile!

4. Go off to Syria - LMAO in the words of John McEnroe "you cannot be serious", then again wasn't George Clooney there once?

5. Orlando Free Senior Dating - now I'm up for most 'freebies' but not sure what the Hubster would have to say about this! Although I do believe my fellow expat' Ian is the 'oracle' on this (who's now wishing you could give an IM slap through PC's!)

6. Dogs - I have three very finickity felines who would definitely object to any pooches!

7. Spanish Bull Wind Power - LOL! Farting Spanish Bulls is not the way I want to power anything thank you kindly!

8. 2005 MV Agusta F4-1000S Motocycle - a biker chick I am most definitely not and never will be!

9. Stuart Peel - Stuart be VERY afraid and run like hell mate!

10. A good wax! - now I admit in the winter months the leg shaving maybe a little hit and miss, but I don't think it's THAT bad!

11. Air Traffic - now admittedly you don't see many planes where I live, but that's less chance one might drop on me. Paranoid I know, but years spent under the Heathrow Airport stacking path will do that to a person!

12. Hosing down - yeh well the Hubster can be 'hot stuff' when the mood takes him, so maybe occasionally ;-)

So go on, I dare ya, Google your name and 'needs'!


antigoni said...

The only thing i need is love and i can manage the rests.

LadyFi said...

LOL! The bull wind power was a classic!

pamokc said...

I don't have to google my name to tell you -- Pam needs sleep; Pam needs to lose some weight; Pam needs to be two people right now! Fun post!

Sassy Britches said...

I am dying laughing! Wind power and waxing and hosing! Never a dull moment at your place if you indeed get everything you "need!"

Daryl said...

Ah .. fun .. this and the album cover must wait .... but I am keeping a list ...

Fun post!

Dave said...

My only needs would be a decent cup of Tea that didn't cost me an arm and a leg compared to what it costs in the UK.

Stuart Peel said...

Oh behave !

I shall be waiting for you ;).

Winifred said...

That was really funny Sarah.

Know what you mean about Heathrow. Once we had to drive there and as we approached it a plane was taking off and I ducked and screamed like a looney as it passed overhead. I would swear the wheels scraped the car's roof.

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Funny, Sarah... I need only a few things in life: health, love, happiness, God, and BLOGGING.... ha ha

Snippety Gibbet said...

THAT was HILARIOUS. I may have to do this one. jan

notfromaroundhere said...

I tried it and the first few things that came up were on some site "Mumsnet" which is probably the least appropriate site for a child-free divorcee as ever came up... hmm. Very confusing--what must I be writing? ;-)