Absolutely rigid that these two have split up in less than six months.
It turns out the first Brit' Bachelor Matt, was cheated on by the 'oh so classy and highly intelligent' Shayne Lamas. We of course, were entirely convinced from the start by Shayne's protestations of lurve!
Guess you should have listened to her dad Matt. Lorenzo may not have set the acting world alight, but he can obviously read his daughter better than he can a good script!
Just in case you missed it, this piece is dripping with good old Brit' sarcasm (irony) ;-)