One of my colleagues is a teacher with the cutest little boy in Pre-K. She said he came home a couple of weeks ago and asked her why I was asking his teacher every morning if they had any "eggs & cheese"?!
Well a very lengthy conversation ensued between them, as she was certain this was not what I was asking and he was equally as certain it was!
He told her, Miss Sarah comes on and says "Good morning Mrs Holley, do you have any eggs and cheese today?" and he even tried to impersonate me LOL! His mom assured him I was not asking that, but couldn't think what it was he mean't.
This discussion continued off and on for a few days and he was still adamant he was right. Finally whilst my colleague was driving it suddenly came to her like a lightening bolt. She told her son what I am actually saying, which is correct...
"Good morning Mrs Holley, do you have any ABSENTEES?"!!
That accent of mine gets the little ones everytime ;-)