Today's BWOTD is used to describe someone:
"She's so unbelievably cackhanded it's scary!"
'Cackhanded' = Clumsy
This is without doubt a phrase that has and could be applied to me on a regular basis. I doubt very much I have ever got through a whole month without being cackhanded at some point, as my family and friends would confirm!
My latest offering would be the injured toe episode!