Here is exactly what he said to me, whilst opening an eau de cologne sample:
"I'm going to put some of this on and see if you go all WHOPPYJOHN on me"!!
Well I started giggling so hard he also got the giggles, and it was a while before we recovered enough for me to ask what he mean't?
"Whoppyjohn same as cock-eyed"
Well, has anyone else ever used or heard this, or is this the kind of word he usually invents to win at scrabble?