My uncle once: dropped 10,000 feet on an airplane when it hit an air pocket, MAJOR brown trousers moment!
Never in my life: could I imagine ever holding a snake
When I was five: or around then, I nearly took off the top of my right thumb when I closed a door on it and it's still mis-shapen!
High school was: somewhere I was always getting into trouble
I will never forget: watching the Twin Towers fall on 9/11
Once I met: Sir Elton John the night after Princess Diana died, just walking in the silent crowd mourning her outside Kensington Palace
There’s this girl I know: who flashed her boobs whilst out of the sunroof of a limo in Leicester Square, London
Once at a bar: in the Greek Islands, I made such an impression they sent me a Christmas Card that year!
By noon, I’m usually: just finishing the lunch count at school
Last night: I watched the hubster setup a new TV so I can watch it whilst I am the treadmill, desperate measures needed to get me on it!
If I only had: legs like Heidi Klum or Beyonce
Next time I go to church: I will say a prayer for Jennifer Hudson
What worries me most: EVERYTHING!
You’ll know I’m lying when: I tell you I refused a free designer or luxury, handbag or shoes
What I miss most about the 80’s is: great pop music, clubbing with the girls and perkier boobs!
If I were a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Lady Macbeth
A better name for me would be: Mrs Lazy Butt who needs to exercise!
I have a hard time understanding: how otherwise intelligent people I know, believe some of the BS being circulated by email about the election and then send it on!
If I ever go back to school: I'll know I am at work!
You know I like you if: I give you a hug, not generally being a touchy feely person
Take my advice, never: attempt to run across a pile of dried pig manure, underneath the crust it's always soft!
My ideal breakfast is: a Bacon butty back home in England
If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: like cats, the quiet life and bring English tea bags
Why won’t people: quit asking me if I'm Australian!
The world could do without: Fernando Alonso
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be surprised by a Rattlesnake anytime or anywhere
My favorite blonds are: Brad Pitt and the 7 blonds I work with daily
If I do anything well, it’s: organise
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