I have always been a John Cleese fan, he is one funny man, but I cringe when I get to know this much information about his love-life with Barbie Orr!
Miss Orr said Cleese was in good shape 'for an old guy', explaining: 'You know, they're normally saggy down there , but he really has a nice package (something tells us she's been down this road before, cause that's not something I would know!). He takes a lot of vitamin supplements and eats really well and he works out. His arms are really muscular and he still has amazing legs. He's had his teeth all redone and he recently got hair plugs (transplants from other parts of the body) to cover the bald patches at the front. He's getting back on the market again so he's got to get himself in shape.'
No actually he doesn't Barbie! I am pretty certain he's had all this done to keep up with his lover who just happens to be 42 years younger than him!! Yep - 42 years, he could be her grandad!! Somehow John I have a feeling if you were with someone born within a decade or so of you, she would love you whatever you looked like, and she'd be aging at the same rate.
Now John, here's a perfect example of a 60 year old lady aging gracefully and I doubt she'd discuss your 'bits' quite so publicly! But then again maybe I need to cut you some slack, after all you're not alone right now in enjoying a humungus age gap.
Bring on Ronnie Wood and his 20 year old Russian girlfriend, that's a 41 year age gap! Can I suggest now we all send a silent prayer up, that she's never tempted to kiss and tell, cause that could make John sound like Brad Pitt!
I really have nothing against relationships with an age gap. Demi and Ashton are 16 years apart and seem genuinely happy and in love. The Hubster and I are 10 years apart and suit each other very well, but these are excessive age gaps! I just sincerely wish they'd keep all the personal details to themselves!
I have always been a John Cleese fan, he is one funny man, but I cringe when I get to know this much information about his love-life with Barbie Orr! Miss Orr said Cleese was in good shape 'for an old guy', explaining: 'You know, they're normally saggy down there , but he really has a nice package (something tells us she's been down this road before, cause that's not something I would know!). He takes a lot of vitamin supplements and eats really well and he works out. His arms are really muscular and he still has amazing legs. He's had his teeth all redone and he recently got hair plugs (transplants from other parts of the body) to cover the bald patches at the front. He's getting back on the market again so he's got to get himself in shape.' No actually he doesn't Barbie! I am pretty certain he's had all this done to keep up with his lover who just happens to be 42 years younger than him!! Yep - 42 years, he could be her grandad!! Somehow John I have a feeling if you were with someone born within a decade or so of you, she would love you whatever you looked like, and she'd be aging at the same rate. 
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Husband and I are 11 yrs apart ... a bit of an age difference can make things interesting ... but kissing and telling is rude and wrong no matter what..........
Yep, I'd say it's a "Man Thang" ;)
It's not nice to think of Basil Fawlty's lunch box is it ? I don't think I like to even believe that he has one.
Shouldn't he be gardening at his age for God's sake ?
But you can't tell me Olivia hasn't had any work done at all?
Stuart - He is isn't he - just doing a little too much of the ploughing and sowing!
EPM - ya know I'm not sure she has to be honest, there are lines to be seen!
Well you'd just think he'd have more sense wouldn't you. What a pratt! Must have left his brains behind.
Well, I adore John Cleese, but have to say I think less of him with this obviously goldy-diggery kind of girl. But if he's available and she's available... why not. Not for me to judge. But I can judge what she has to say about it all.
Now there's an image I didn't need! Nice to find all you expats out here, though!
i can't believe that heifer said those things. he should turn the table on her and tell her secrets.
and i bet she's got one or two.
She's twenty-seven?
Geez. I have towels older than that.
Has it occurred to anyone that this is a funny joke between the two of them? rel="nofollow" They ARE both comics!!! Maybe he put her up to it...makes him feel all shiny and new!!
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