...men feel the need to share the details of their toilet happenings, because it is definitely TOO MUCH information.
Is it just me who got this 'lucky', or are other women out there similarly afflicted by their beloved other half?
Please tell me it's not just me suffering this!
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TRUST me! You are NOT the only woman afflicted with this problem. I came into the family room earlier - after "he'd" been watching football all afternoon and I gasped, "Have you been farting in here all day???" He just laughed and said, "Yep!" Yeah, right, REALLY funny!
Oddly enough, my DH gets squidgey when anyone discusses the dispersal of bodily excretions. Now, he does love to pee in the great outdoors every opportunity, hillbilly that he is. So he won't discuss his excretions, but he does the man thing and emits gasses up and down. He says if he doesn't he'll explode. sigh......we have a mancave.....thank goodness.
And they never out grow it or get to old to think it's not funny, to trap you in it.
Patsy
oh boy, I am loving the comments on this post lol!
Our bodily functions are an open book between my husband and me, I'm afraid. I could never remarry because I'd never have this same comfort level.
Yup it is a curse I tell ya!
Well as you can tell Kay. we have a similar situation in our home, but I am a little less graphic!
We have rolling on the floor potty humor at our house on occasion BUT all that stuff is one of the reasons why I do not like master bathrooms that open into the master bedroom. Where's the romance in that I ask you !!!!
LMAO! That's too funny! It's one thing they are all so proud of isn't it?!!
ToonMan is a private guy, he is an only child and I think that's part of it. He used to go into the bathroom to blow his nose! After 30+ years he no longer does that but he doesnt want to hear about anyone's bodily functions .. and on the rare occasion I pass gas in an audible manner he always says loudly 'I love you' ...
They seem to need confirmation that what they've done in there is "normal" or they want approval..... maybe Mums praise their sons more when they perform properly on the loo! ;)
The Ball & Chain never comments on what he does in there - even when we are all gasping for air and running around trying to find the air freshener.
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